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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
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do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
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my reaction to everything:
omg
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you’ll be working in groups
- satan (via an-erect-penis)
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normal person:
so what do you like to do
me:
watch TV
normal person:
oh, that's neat, i like watching TV too
me:
no you don't understand
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me:
I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone:
(goes into the bathroom)
me:
wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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Painfully Accurate Self-Portraits Part 2.
